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THE BANANAS ARE GAY
THESE BANANAS
THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY
BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
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honestly if someone says it’s cool to steal from small businesses (it is) and you’re like “but what about me :/ i’m a small business owner and i’m just one person selling handmade jewellery” then i think you should get the fuck over yourself and stop calling yourself a “small business owner” when what you own are your own two hands and your own labour. stop aspiring to be petty bourgeois! the entrepreneurial myth will not save you!
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There are so many beautiful people in this world
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guy in 4000bc about to invent wine: i love trampling these stupid purple fruit into smithereens and selling the juice that’s been all over my feet to unsuspecting suckers. i bet if i waited for several months first it’d be even easier
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stable mental health? in this economy?
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Lost my twitter to yelling at a TEMU scammer, phone credit just run out, afterpay debt is towering over me, I can barely afford to eat more than a bowl of weetbix a day, my teeth and body are deteriorating rapidly, we keep getting closer to failing to pay rent, and Milko’s cat food is slowly becoming really expensive for us
Everything hurts and all I can do is beg
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ALT
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happy death to america day to those who celebrate
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are people allowed to say kys here
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Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we’ll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that’s just the circle of life
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4chan guy with esoterically racist historical views inventing a time machine and transporting to batu khan’s command yurt in 1235 AD to assassinate him with an AR15 and then seeing batu khan finishing off his third bag of takis while chortling at videos of feral hogs being blown up with tannerite explosives on an iphone that is being presented to him by a guy in a snapback with a genie lamp in his other hand. the gun falls from his hand and his gut begins to grow cold before he notices the keshig guard’s saber lodged in his belly, punishment for having inadvertently telefragged an urn of fermented horse milk (Kumis)
